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Nice place you got here.


Nice place you got here.

Postby Jefferson_ » Aug 21, 2001 @ 1:30pm

Nice spot, people seem very helpful, and I see it has a nice view of the ladies changing rooms, uuuurrrggghh SHE IS SOOOOOO FAT, that's not a towel it's tarpaulin.
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby Matt Keys » Aug 21, 2001 @ 4:54pm

I have decided that 999 has doen something illegal in jefferson county, and this sheriff is here to investigate:D
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby Moose or Chuck » Aug 21, 2001 @ 6:23pm

Uhh... err, I don't have anything illegal ;D <br>*shuffles things on desk around* ;D<br>*noise of CDRs dropping* ;D<br><br>... Or should I not joke around like that?
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby Luciano U. Werner » Aug 21, 2001 @ 6:49pm

Jefferson, just wait untill you see our bathroom.
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby jongjungbu » Aug 21, 2001 @ 9:11pm

Is prostitution legal in Jefferson County? How about the municipal areas?
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby Jefferson_ » Aug 22, 2001 @ 5:50am

Nooouuuuuuwwwww we all know boys that this ol idea of the Sheriff legalisin pros-tit-ution in Jefferson County has been around, much like your ladies, but what I doun't neeeeed is u boys, ridin into towwwun, liquored up, looking for some no good bit ten dollar whores. <br><br>I suggest you boys ridin on over to the next county, apparently there's a bordello there and they give you free beers, chewin tobacco, druuugs and there's women of loose morals lying everywhere willin to do your biddin! And then when you leave the man at the door gives you twenty dollars!<br><br>Deputy in background sounds intrested and asks, "Have ya been Sheriff?"<br><br>'Nope, but sister goes every Friday night.'<br><br><br><br><br>And 999, I have my eye on you.<br><br>Gennnnnntlemen. Tips hat.<br><br>
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby jongjungbu » Aug 24, 2001 @ 3:22pm

Drugs are beyad, mmkay?
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby Moose or Chuck » Aug 25, 2001 @ 2:32pm

i think that guy is 999, coming to check up on us anoynomoussly and stuff.
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby Jefferson County Sheriff » Aug 27, 2001 @ 6:41am

Well on the subject of drugs, I have always been the first one to say, KIDS! Listen up, DRUGS, just say mmmmm maybe. <br><br>And don't go down spending hundreds of pounds on crack, come up my way it's cheaper.<br><br>By the way it gettin abit to liberal down here.<br><br>
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby Jefferson County Sheriff » Aug 27, 2001 @ 6:44am

Oh and another winner, 'I said no to drugs........... but they just did'nt listen'
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby jongjungbu » Aug 27, 2001 @ 5:25pm

I like to inhale nitrous alone on the weekends...
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby Moose or Chuck » Aug 27, 2001 @ 9:28pm

Uhm... wouldn't that kill you? deja vu
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby Jefferson County Sheriff » Aug 28, 2001 @ 4:58am

That'll depend on what pipe he's inserting it in......
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby Luciano U. Werner » Aug 28, 2001 @ 9:39am

LOL!!
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Re: Nice place you got here.

Postby RavenRay » Aug 28, 2001 @ 1:20pm

oh no.....LOL
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