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Postby James S » Apr 11, 2005 @ 4:58am

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Postby Brig » Apr 11, 2005 @ 5:13am

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Postby Jadam » Apr 11, 2005 @ 8:27am

holy moly!
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Postby refractor » Apr 11, 2005 @ 10:38pm

I hear the same happens every time masturbate is misspelt.
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Postby Warren » Apr 12, 2005 @ 12:15am

Think of the kittens!!
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Postby Nilles » Apr 12, 2005 @ 9:33am

Its still mass murder!
If anybody tries to call you square
You just look 'em in the eye, tell 'em you don't care!
If you don't want to be a crazy fool
You better study real hard and stay in school!
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Postby NYIllustrator » Apr 12, 2005 @ 3:02pm

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Postby James S » Apr 13, 2005 @ 3:12am

That's the guy's official picture on the official Ohio State registered sex offenders website. It's not fake.

The guy's only crime was gross sexual impossition. Which means he made a move on some girl and get slammed. Basically, if Tom Cruise and that guy both hit on the same woman, it comes off differently.
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Postby David Horn » Apr 13, 2005 @ 12:22pm

Yeah, but think of the woman.
Crosswind technique: "Using your peripheral vision, react to body movements, gasps, groans, and shouts from the other side of the cockpit, and always remember that it's better to be lucky than good."
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Postby Aindel » Apr 24, 2005 @ 12:38pm

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Postby ktemkin » Apr 26, 2005 @ 1:32am

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