1) Post a picture from http://images.google.com, http://www.webshots.com, or some other source that *beats* the picture before it.
YOU ARE AWESOME IF
1) You beat it in some funny cartoonish way (e.g. someone posts a missile, so someone stuffs a cork in it)
2) You think outside the box (e.g. someone posts Arnold Schwarzenegger, but someone else posts a pic of a movie reviewer).
YOU ARE A DUMBASS IF
1) You do not check your post carefully to ensure its picture can be linked (e.g. if you get a "this pic is hosted by AngelFire" icon, or "you are stealing bandwidth" icon) - to be sure, if you have access to personal hosting, move the picture there.
2) You post a picture of an explosive, gun, atom bomb/detonation, sniper or other destructive/killing device. That's too easy. Use the frickin' imagination the flying spaghetti monster gave you, and find a picture that beats the previous picture in some non-obvious way.
3) You do not say whose post you're trying to beat, in case someone beats you to the punch and replies before you do, screwing up the order of the thread.
4) your pic is bigger than 640x480 pixels.
Here is the first picture to defeat!
