Do me a favor

[Moose or Chuck]

I promised this girl I'd quit being sarcastic. You guys have to help me out. If I say something sarcastic and hurtful point it out to me. PLEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSE??

[Paul]

ah shut the fuck up. stop talkin shit you big loser you.

[Moose or Chuck]

I'm serious. I've got to quit using sarcasm. But you guys don't care, because you're all self righteous bastards.

[Chris Edwards]

what's that you say?

[Moose or Chuck]

uhh your being sarcastic again moose.

[Paul]

(999's voice) but dude, you like have to be, like, true to yourself, you know? cause, man, you gotta, like, show this girl whats what man. you're, like, the big hungry wolf, hombré and you gotta, you know, like, lay down the law...

[Moose or Chuck]

and the fact that if you do, your her bitch for life. Your whipped and u don't even have sex. wtf.

[Moose or Chuck]

I'm whipped from the start. And this one is worth more than that. And we're just friends anyway, atleast right now.<br><br>So will you guys help me not be sarcastic now or not?

[Moose or Chuck]

i know what your talkin about moose, i'd do anything for this chick i know, (not my girlfriend) but i doubt i'll ever hook up with her. Shes so fuckin like chill and hot  and cool and ya. She's awsome she ownz you all, even though i'll never hook up with her I'm going off to listen to Emo and cry.

[Paul]

emo?!?

[Moose or Chuck]

Oh, and Chuck, thinking a relationship is all about sex is the way to get jack slapped by your bitch.<br><br>Chuck, what's your girlfriends AIM name? I want to have a talk with her about you.

[Paul]

wait a minute... punk rock?!? crazy guy...

[Paul]

yeh that seems to be the thing around here - even 999 said 'your dick will thank you for it' or something... maybe its my lack of friends but a girlfriend would be as good for talkin to and doin stuff with as well as the 'wild thing' (who calls it that anymore?)

[Moose or Chuck]

And this girls better than that. You guys are really disgusting. I'd do anything, change any way I have to, to stay friends with her. This is the one that you don't want to rush. That's how good she is.

[Moose or Chuck]

exactly moose, thats what i'm talkin about with this chick i know. Dude i've known her for two years. I still haven't asked her out.