PocketMatrix

This guy isn't as much fun as SDM and Alex were.

Well, I'm proud of you guys. This guy dwev is actually about as funny as a fart in an elevator.

I'm proud that you've hacked (in the original sense) phpBB 2 to reduce him to enraged impotence. I quite enjoyed messing with him with the same software. I'm proud that you have had the stomach to help Dan out here.

I don't think many programmers apart from Dan East would have been smart enough to hack (again, in the original sense) a buggy and untested phpBB 3 into a working bulletin board that runs rings around dwev.

Is Dan a Virginia Hill Boy? Is system7 a queer UK dumbass? Is anybody listening to you, dwev? I can only tell you; it would break your mother's heart to know how you turned out.

There's a serious side to this. dwev has taken to making anonymous phone calls, sending abusive emails and other spamming activities to some real people who choose to live in the open, rather than hide behind proxy servers.

I hope that, this Christmas, you take a good look at yourself in the mirror, dwev. Society is the mirror that reflects you exactly as you are. I pray for your soul, brother.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE AT POCKETMATRIX!

Hey Dwev, you never told me what you thought of my poem.

Dwev is our spammer.
We think he is a schmuck.
Every day he comes here,
Very often tries his luck.

IPs are Korea. Thailand. Illinois.
Subjects are always much the same,

And intended to annoy.

Can you believe this loser?
Us think he'd find more fun.
Not waste our time with all his crap.
That's it. My poems done!

I kinda like it...

also seemed to be fitting.

sir that is an impressive waste of time.