Off Topic Banter Surgically Removed From A Real Thread

[James S]

[David Horn]

The trouble with Muffins nowadays is that there isn't enough muff in them.

[Paul]

thats where library girl cums in.

[brntcrsp]

careful, you'll make baby jesus cry.

[James S]

Paul, next time she walks by grab her ass and get it over with. You need to stop whining. Do something!

I've got an idea... why don't you post your picture? Nearly everyone else has.

[Paul]

good grief.

dont start that again. you know why i cant post anything yet.

so... i grab her ass. she DOESNT find it funny. her boyfriend shows up and i DIE.

come to think of it their relationship is weird. i mean, most couples at college are kissing all the time like they're showing off or som,ething but these two....

i think they kissed once or twice and she called him 'hun' (hon, whatever) today... and thats it.

very strange. you know i think all this stalking made her go nuts and he was the shoulder she cried on! haha!

[James S]

Paul, do you have a print picture of yourself? You could mail it to my friends Keith and Rosey over in England and they could send it with their next package to me. I could then scan it in and post it myself.

Paul, just do something you'd never do. It's just a boyfriend, they don't mean anything! Just go up to her, say "Hi, my name is Paul and I'd really love to kiss you." When she hesitates just bring your left hand up against her cheek and ear and she'll just lean in instinctively.

[brntcrsp]

[Paul]

[Klesk]

[James S]

[Paul]

[James S]

[Paul]

[James S]