by Jefferson_ » Aug 22, 2001 @ 5:50am
Nooouuuuuuwwwww we all know boys that this ol idea of the Sheriff legalisin pros-tit-ution in Jefferson County has been around, much like your ladies, but what I doun't neeeeed is u boys, ridin into towwwun, liquored up, looking for some no good bit ten dollar whores. <br><br>I suggest you boys ridin on over to the next county, apparently there's a bordello there and they give you free beers, chewin tobacco, druuugs and there's women of loose morals lying everywhere willin to do your biddin! And then when you leave the man at the door gives you twenty dollars!<br><br>Deputy in background sounds intrested and asks, "Have ya been Sheriff?"<br><br>'Nope, but sister goes every Friday night.'<br><br><br><br><br>And 999, I have my eye on you.<br><br>Gennnnnntlemen. Tips hat.<br><br>
Jefferson County Sheriff's Office