by fzammetti » Jun 14, 2003 @ 5:34am
Every last one of you is an absolute fuckleberry hanging off the pock-marked boil-ridden ass of humanity. Your childish jibes make me feel as if I want to jam a meat thermometer into your ears and beat it in with a balpeen hammer. No, on second thought, I want to do that to MYSELF. Anything to stop the pain of reading your contemptuous angst-ridden puberty-induced rantings.
Your grammar sucks, your punctuation sucks, your thoughts are inept attempts at adult rationalizing of just plain stupid shit. You have no friends, you have no future, you have no lives and your mothers aren't your real mothers. Your dads are Gumby, your moms and Pokey and your Mister Potatoehead, so just stop already.
You have no comprehension about the real world, nor do you begin to grasp the subtleties of interpersonal relationships. Your demeanors are worse than that of an Ebola-stricken one-legged man forced to run the Boston marathon by a knife-wielding maniacal cannibal.
Worse still, your all a bunch of "never going to get a piece of pie" geek BITCHES, and yet you can't even discuss the creation of the universe without introducing retarded mushbrain interpretations of every subtle nuance you can, while managing to get every single last one of them more wrong than a convicted animal necropheliac.
Fuck you all and your whole fame damilies.
(The preceeding message has been brought to you by a tired adult that has nothing better to do but come on this forum and just bust balls for no reason whatsoever, and not even mean what he says! God, I hate my life!)
...and so I said to Mr. Gates: "$640 billion should be enough for anyone!"
Stupid question of the month.
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