Well about 2 years ago I was abducted by aliens, seriously. One of them gave me a small black processor. He said if I install it, they will come. I said, who is they? The alien said he couldn't say. So naturally I installed it. I ran a diagnostic program on my compter and it said the processor was running at 10GHz! By this time, it was 4 in the morning and I wen't to bed. The next day I went to boot-up my computer and it would not boot. I opened up the chasis and found a Intel sticker stuck were my new super-processor should be. Those bastards at Intell stole my super-procesor! Now I know what the alien ment when he said, "if you install it, they will come." This is a true story, seriously!
