Keyboard Guitar

[James S]

When you are the first human to meet an alien civilation, be sure you do not use that to explain what a joke it.

[TechMage]

Nah, I've got it all planned out. I will use this joke to demonstrate what a joke is.



A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants zipper.

The bartender says, "Hey pirate! Do you know that you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper?"

The pirate says, "Arrr, I know and it's driving me nuts!"

[TechMage]

Or I might use this one.


Did you hear about the shephard that fell off a cliff in Texas today?

He couldn't make a ewe turn!