by eminefes » Sep 15, 2003 @ 3:46am
Get a job at a grocery store or something. I started working at Harris Teeter last summer and they started me out at $6 an hour for bagging (cashiers start at $7). I now make $6.40 an hour, I get bonus checks every six months, I get 20 hours of vacation for the year, and when I apply for the college funding program in January I will receive $1 for every hour that I worked in 2003 (and it will be all mine because I've already got a scholarship that pays for college). I usually work around 15-20 hours each week. That's not bad for a first job, eh?
Two cupcakes were in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Damn, it sure is hot in here" and the other one said "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING CUPCAKE!"