by Brig » Jan 21, 2004 @ 5:16am
American/British Cultural Differences 101
Kickin' it:
"Hello, I am English. I go clubbin' every fortnight! Cheers mate!"
"What's up? I'm American, I do whatever the fuck I feel like."
Hos:
"I am English. I polish the ol' nob to pictures of Princess Diana."
"I'm American, I spank it to Britney and Christina."
Sports:
"I am English. Kit off! Kit off! Lets all us men yank our clothes off and GET SWEATY!!!" (I never could understand quite what the hell they were say in that song)
"I'm American. I'm going to start a fuckin riot!"
Truth is a possession.