TODAY (March 31) Warner Brothers, Hollywood, announced that they are in pre-production at the moment of the new Matrix film, called "Revival", which will not be starring Keanu Reeves or Laurence Fishbourne and will deviate from the original plotline of the first three movies.
Details are sketchy, however Warners have admitted that Johnny Depp will be playing the character "Eddie". Plot details are somewhat thin, however it is believed that 'Eddie' is some sort of Human hybrid with massive bladed utensils for hands who is befrended by a normal seeming family who attempt to raise him in a normal environment with catastrophic results."
That's gonna kickass.

Here is a preview image of what this new "Eddie" character is gonna look like:

Two cupcakes were in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Damn, it sure is hot in here" and the other one said "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING CUPCAKE!"