Just remember--when in doubt, whip it out.
I just walk around with no pants on half the time.
Here's what happened to me just the other day...
I was walking by the local Catholic school minding my own business, when this beautiful woman in a weird black outfit walked up to me.
"Do you know about our lord?" She said.
"Uh yeah. Are you coming on to me?"
"What?"
I didn't know what to do, but then I remembered--"when in in doubt, whip it out". I'm sure it's in the Bible somewhere, cuz it's that hella uber sweet.
"Hey what's that!?" I said, pointing at nothing.
"Huh?"
clink, zip, shluf, boing
And then we had sex in the middle of the street. Then, a car dodged us and ran onto the playground killing every kid at the school.
The end.
