Patent:A method of styling hair to cover partial baldness...

by **Kzinti** » Oct 4, 2004 @ 5:42pm

by **Matt Keys** » Oct 4, 2004 @ 5:49pm

The comb over is patented!?

by **chuck** » Oct 4, 2004 @ 6:13pm

that fucker stole my idea!

by **Warren** » Oct 4, 2004 @ 7:11pm

Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the crust is patented, and swinging on a swing on your stomach is patented too.

by **sponge** » Oct 4, 2004 @ 9:13pm

Most of those were filed to show just how screwed up the patent system really is. And I agree.

by **Brig** » Oct 5, 2004 @ 2:05am

I think my assembly teacher has a patent for "3D virtual worlds". Whatever the hell that means.

by **Alexander** » Oct 5, 2004 @ 11:47pm