The Truth

[sponge]

I am a commie bastard, and Fox News provides me with children to feed my army of the undead.

(note for future generations: this thread's a lot funnier when you swap RIC and myself)

[RICoder]

BEWARE SUX0Rz!!!11! I will ban you to makes you wrship my l33t sk1llllz!

[sponge]

Back when I was in the military, we'd launch kids like you from the ship.

At least when I was in the military.

[RICoder]

I'd respond to that in the forum, but I am too much of a wuss. So, I'll just go make fun of you on IM to everyone I know from PocketMatrix.

[sponge]

I'd like to see what the hell your sources were in getting that stupid fact, you stupid pinko.

[RICoder]

meh...locked.

And Guests are no longer allowed to browse any forums, in fact, if a Guest visits PocketMatrix, they will have a worm downloaded to their computer.

[sponge]

I used to respect you, blah blah blah, long overdrawn out diatribe that no one probably reads. Misc. questioning of sexuality and humanity. You nazi.

[RICoder]

I won't get involved in this thread about politics, religion or anything requiring an oppinion, because I like to maintain the appearance of nuetrality as the GOD-KING-SHIT-MODERATOR. However <insert complete oppinionated bullshit here>, you all sux, and I am right.

[sponge]

Let's get one thing straight here. Thierry was right all along.

[RICoder]

Like I said, I won't get into a discussion about people on this board.

*signs on to AIM*
*starts Chat with all PM moderators*
*questions the sexuality of all non-moderators*
*posts link to sheep-sex*
*says "I'm going to sleep now" <wink><wink>*
*signs of AIM for exactly 3 minutes*
*signs on to AIM*
*puts /me in front of every IM*
*really goes to sleep*

[sponge]

My only problem with you is that you don't even save those russian bride spams for me to check out first! It's the only chance I have!

David Hasselhoff just doesn't cut it in my old age.