by David Horn » May 2, 2004 @ 1:32pm
Look at the flashing light hard, and repeat after me:
"There is no Area 51"
"There is no Area 51"
...
"Join the Navy"

Crosswind technique: "Using your peripheral vision, react to body movements, gasps, groans, and shouts from the other side of the cockpit, and always remember that it's better to be lucky than good."