by Warren » Dec 6, 2004 @ 1:33am
I'm gonna try to induce lucid dreaming, I've had them before and it's really cool. The main one was I was walking around a supermarket for some reason, then suddenly realized that I was dreaming, so of course I decide to find a random girl and do her, because what else would a guy do in a consequence free world? So, I found one (actually a girl from my school...) and well, don't continue reading if you don't want to be grossed out, but, I for some reason had a detachable penis. Knowing this was a dream, I knew it was weird and freaky, but whatever. So, she bends over and I insert, but then APPLE SAUCE comes pouring out of her. I freak out and wake up in a cold sweat. I need to practice being in complete control of my dreams so something like that doesn't happen again.
The first time I had a lucid dream, I tested myself by waking up, then realized how stupid that was, so if you ever get one, don't test by waking up, don't even think about it.