I don't have to worry about snow. Hehe, I saw this funny story on a forum today:
WONDERFUL QUEBEC
August 12: We just moved into a new house here in Quebec. It's really nice here. The mountains are so majestic. I can't wait to see them covered in snow.
October 14: Quebec is the nicest place in the world. The leaves on the trees are all shades of red and orange. We went for a walk in the mountains and saw some beautiful deer. They are such wonderful creatures. They must be the world's most beautiful animals. This place is a paradise. I love it!
November 4: Deer season will open soon. I can't believe anyone could kill such a beautiful animal. I hope the snow comes soon. I really love Quebec.
December 15: It snowed last night. We woke up this morning and discovered everything was white. It was like a postcard. We all went outside and had a snowball fight (which I won) and when the snowplough passed, we once again had to shovel the walk. What a wonderful place. I love Quebec!
December 18: It snowed again last night. It's wonderful. The snowplough played its little joke in the driveway again. I love Quebec so much.
December 19: It snowed again last night. I couldn't get out of my yard to go to work exhausted from shovelling. Fucking snowplough!
December 21: That white shit fell from the sky again last night. I've got blisters all over my hand due to shovelling. I think the guy and his plough wait hidden at the corner and wait for me to finish before ploughing the street, that son of a bitch.
December 25: Merry fucking Christmas!!!! Again some fucking snow. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives the snowplough, he isn’t going to like what happens. I don't see why they don't put more salt on the roads to melt the goddamn ice.
December 27: More white shit last night. It’s been three days since we've gone anywhere expect to shovel the fucking driveway every time that son of a bitch goes by with his fucking plough. We can't go anywhere 'cause the car is stuck in a huge pile of fucking snow. The meteorologist said we were in for 10 more inches tonight.
December 28: That dickhead was wrong last night. We got 24 inches of that white shit. If it keeps up, it won't melt until August. The snowplough got stuck in the snow mound on the road and the fucking dweeb that drives it knocked on my door to ask if he could borrow my shovel. After I told him I had gone through six shovels getting rid of all the shit he pushed in my driveway, I broke the seventh on his fucking head.
January 30: We finally got out of the house today. We went to the market to get something to eat and on the way back, a fucking deer jumped in front of the car and I hit it. It did $3500 in damage. Fucking deer!! Why is it those goddamn hunters didn't kill all of them back in November.
March 1: Took the car to the garage in town. There are some limits!!!!!!! The fucking car is all rusted because of all the goddamn salt they put all over the roads.
March 30: Moved to Florida. I can't understand why there are people stupid enough to want to live in a hell like Quebec!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
