Rejected is one of the single greatest masterpieces ever created.
"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
"I live in a giant bucket."
"My anus is bleeding! For the love of god and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEEEDING!!!"
I LOVE the one with the tics! OMG!
Oh, good times, good times.
Here's the video-
http://plaza.ufl.edu/gtmcknig/Rejected.wmv