by randall » Apr 5, 2002 @ 12:02am
Abe here's a neat list:
1.) I've never circle jerked.
2.) Don't pretend, or tell me that you haven't.
3.) Closet gays don't impress anyone. Identify with your sexuality and you won't have these problems and desires to call someone else a "homo".
4.) You WISH you could write for cosmo, but got turned down.
5.) Striking up visions of you writing for Cosmo in the nude isn't a turn on- it's actually friggin hilarious.
6.) I'll bet you are sitting at your computer now, writing a response to this. BUT, you are nude and pretending you are writing an article for Cosmo.