Off Topic Banter Surgically Removed From A Real Thread

[Paul]

[randall]

[ABE]

Its alright Paul, If your Gay I mean!
You and your buddies, bjornkeizers
, and Randall can sit around and circle jerk while posting messages on PM. Wouldn't that be nice. Leave me out of this Gay thing Paul. And finally< NO I DO NOT WRITE FOR COSMO. If you need to strike up a vision of me writing for Cosmo nude well that is your problem. I will not feed you bisexual fire with any desciption of me for you MeatBeating extravaganzas!
Have a pleasant Day Paul!

[Paul]

aha! i get it now. from that last post i see the following:

1. you're gay and projecting this image onto us makes you feel better.

2. you masturbate way too much and it is in fact pretty much all you do.

3. you're a virgin and most likely either very young and thus a cocky twat (haha) or in your 30s and thus severely pissed that you havent fucked.

have a pleasant day ABE!

[randall]

Abe here's a neat list:

1.) I've never circle jerked.

2.) Don't pretend, or tell me that you haven't.

3.) Closet gays don't impress anyone. Identify with your sexuality and you won't have these problems and desires to call someone else a "homo".

4.) You WISH you could write for cosmo, but got turned down.

5.) Striking up visions of you writing for Cosmo in the nude isn't a turn on- it's actually friggin hilarious.

6.) I'll bet you are sitting at your computer now, writing a response to this. BUT, you are nude and pretending you are writing an article for Cosmo.

[ABE]

Wow you got me...
Your exactly right!

[James S]

ABE's a little too homophobic. Are you sure you're secure in your sexuality, ABE?

[Village_Ideot]

[Paul]

[James S]

[Paul]

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[RICoder]

[Village_Ideot]

moose you obviously didn't read page 11.

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