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Postby Courtney White » Sep 14, 2002 @ 6:17am

umm.. needed something off my hard drive to post.. don't steal my idea or i will eat your eyeballs.


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Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
i told brian my idea for that game, and he laughed at me , he thought is was a Digital pet game.. now i have to write an indept plan so i can show him what im talking about
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
well, duh.
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
i thought about something else already
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
forgot it though
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ok
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
maybe if i try to think real hard...
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
anyway.. i think i could do it for the PPC.. actually, really easy
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
it would be like the sims, but without auto tasking
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
but you only have to control one person
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
ok.
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
that would make it easy on the system... plus it would probably be marketed toward X-scale
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
only thing you have to worry about is storage space, but most people have Storage cards now
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
okay.
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
while i was at work yesterday.. i thought of a good punishment/reward system, based on "Karma"
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
if you kill, do or sell drugs, it goes down
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
good things make it go up
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
and inhowfar does it influence you?
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
other NPC's will only talk to people of a certain group
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
some might find you to good, others would be afraid of you
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
*Too
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
this would allow you to shape, and reshape, your personallity
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
good idea
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
drugs increase your fun level, but lower your karma
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
and you have to go to a bad part of town to buy them
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
you might be shot and robbed, etc
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
like the muggers on GTA2
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
they would attack you, and then take your money
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
you start off living in a trailor, with a crappy car.. this is made into a variable
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
hm.
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
a trailor would be a 1 out of ten
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
be sure that that doesnt happen too often
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ya
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
a crappy car would be 1 out of ten
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
if you lose your house, you get a 0
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
if you lose your car, you get a 0
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
if you went on a date, and you had a bad car, it would effect the outcome of the date
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
if you had no house, it would be hard to raise your "Luvin" score
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
okay.
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
but some people woundn't care, right
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
every differant "type" of people have diff likes and dislikes
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
sounds like a shitload of work
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
it would be.. but you would only have about 3 types
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
with a few random traits
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
hrm
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
so you would have a good, normal, and bad type.. with a few variables to make them unique
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
alright
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ok
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
and.. also
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
they would have "view points".. on things like guns and such
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
it wouldn't add to much
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
too
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
it would be on a 10 scale also
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
view points?
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
oppinions
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
5 would be nutral
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
ah
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
if you are really pro gun, and they are really anti.. you would nag each other
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
it would make things interesting
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
okay.
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
because you can't tell what someone is like, until you talk to them
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
alright
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
you would also have, hunger, energy, etc
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
which would effect how you do diff things
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
with careful programming, this could even fit on a gameboy
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
a gameboy advance maybe
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ya
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
not a regular gameboy
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
probably not
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
being number based.. it would be mostly arguments... like if karma of person 1 is < 60, then attraction = 0
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
or something
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
uh, okay
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
maybe you should try not to make it too complicated so the user can still understand what he is doing
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
i think it still would be
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
it would be all auto
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
they would just walk around clicking things
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
they don't have to do any math or anything
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
well, still
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
it would be easy to learn.. but they could do better with stratagy.. like the sims
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
if they are hungry.. they give them food
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
if they want a new car, they buy one
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
its would be all popup menues
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
also like the sims
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
it would allow stylus only playing
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
but they could use the buttons
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
i would certainly prefer stylus playing
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ya.. it would be good
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
im trying to think of the stats that should be included.. Hunger, energy, bladder...
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
hmmm.
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
health
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ya
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
that would be good
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
hygiene
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
ok.
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
how much he wants to have sex
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
haha
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
lol
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
but what would be the "nice" way to say that
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
i could say it in german, i dont know the english word for it
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ok
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
sexual drive
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ya..
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
thats what the dictionary says
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
Chris Edwards sagt:
i'm just tied... ignore me
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
what?
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
Chris Edwards sagt:
i'm just tied... ignore me
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ok..
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
crazy canadian
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
yup
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
in america.. when people really need sex.. they are called "hard up"
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
but its not like you could call it "hard upness"
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
call it sex drive and its okay
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ya....
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
you could pull a Jaybot.. and call it Luvin
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
no.
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
lol
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
you could go to a whore to raise it.. but it would cost money, it is illegial, and you have a chance of getting a disease
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
yup
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
and there are good whores and bad whores
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
some cost more
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
the bad one would bite off your penis while doing a blow job or get you into court
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
lol
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
thats a bit too much
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
what!
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
hey
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
lol
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
but a court is a good idea actually
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ya
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
i like that
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
you could defend yourself and if you chose the right answers you would get free
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ya
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
you could also give the judge money
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
i like the idea of a bordelo.. and every so often its raided by cops
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
a whorehouse?
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ya
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
well.. about the court, you can if you get caught.. but when you hear the cops... you can run
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
ok
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
i'll brb
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
k
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
k
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
had to get some cheese
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
ok
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
mm
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
?
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
good cheese
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
pfft.
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
it was
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
ok, so you would also have basic skills.. like cooking, luvin', etc
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
the better you cook, the more filling and better tasting the food is
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
and impresses some people
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
sounds good
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
and you can buy books, like pickup lines, cook books, etc.. and then study them
Björn Eike Schwarz says:
ok
Cwhite-digdug_ii says:
and that would raise your skills
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haha mullet! ok, this is going to be great. time for some of the PM members in mullets!

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Postby TechMage » Sep 14, 2002 @ 7:17am

You left out me and Rob, you bastard!
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Postby TechMage » Sep 14, 2002 @ 7:49am

Neutering your cat

From around the age of five to eight months, kittens reach sexual maturity and are therefore capable of breeding and producing kittens themselves! Most people do not have the time or desire to breed from their cat and do not wish to add to the number of unwanted cats and kittens already looking for homes. Neutering a cat - castration in the male (removal of the testes), and spaying in the female (removal of the ovaries and uterus) not only prevents unwanted pregnancies occurring, but also curbs unwanted behavioural patterns associated with sexual maturity and reduces the risk of certain diseases.

What sex is my kitten?
It is surprising how often mistakes are made with the sex of kittens. If you are in any doubt you should ask your vet (they will check prior to neutering anyway). To tell the difference between the sexes you need to lift the tail and look at the genitals. In the male, about 1cm below the anus is the opening of the prepuce, with the scrotum immediately above this. The anus and prepuce appear like two 'dots'. In the female, the vulva is a vertical slit, which is almost joined to the anus like a letter 'i'.

Spaying a female
In the past, it has been suggested that all female cats should be allowed to have one litter of kittens. However, this is totally unnecessary and carries no benefit whatsoever to the cat. It is therefore preferable to have a female spayed before she reaches sexual maturity. Once sexual maturity is reached, the cat will begin to come into season or 'call'. Cycles of sexual activity typically occur every three weeks, and when a cat is 'calling', as its name implies, this can be a very noisy affair! Certain drugs can be used to suppress the sexual cycle, but these carry quite a risk of significant side effects in cats, and are not recommended for long-term use. If you are not going to breed from your female kitten, having her spayed will eliminate the sexual behaviour, the possibility of unplanned pregnancies, and the risk of diseases associated with the genital tract later in life.

The spaying operation involves the administration of a general anaesthetic and the surgical removal of the ovaries and uterus through an incision made on the flank or belly of the cat. The fur at the site of the incision will have to be shaved before surgery and your vet will ask you to withhold food from the evening prior to the anaesthetic. Usually your kitten will be able to return home the same day and the skin sutures are generally removed after seven to 10 days.

Castrating a male
Castrating a male is equally as important as spaying a female to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Furthermore, entire male cats have a strong tendency to roam, to be aggressive to other males, to fight and to mark their territory by spraying urine (often indoors!). The aggressive behaviour puts an uncastrated male at much higher risk of serious infectious disease such as feline immunodeficiency virus (feline 'AIDS') and feline leukaemia virus, which are transmitted through cat bites.

Castration involves removing both testes under general anaesthetic through small incisions into the scrotum. As with the spay operation, withholding food from the previous evening will be required to minimise potential anaesthetic complications, and the kitten can usually go home the same day. Usually the skin incisions for a castration are so small that sutures are not required.

Post-operative care
Cats usually recover from the neutering operation remarkably quickly. They may be a little drowsy for a few hours, but by the next day they are usually very lively again. It is sensible to try to keep your kitten fairly quiet for a day or two to allow the internal wounds some time to heal. However, if your kitten seems abnormally quiet or dull you should contact your vet. Also, if your kitten starts to lick or scratch excessively at the skin sutures, contact your vet to get a dressing or special collar to prevent any damage being done to the wound.

It is important to remember that once a cat has been neutered, there is a stronger tendency for it to become obese. You may therefore need to adjust the amount of food you provide should your cat start to put on too much weight.

Dark patches of fur
The skin temperature is important in determining the hair colour of some cats (eg, Siamese cats). This means that when a patch of hair is shaved (eg, for the spay operation) the new hair may grow back a darker colour! However this is only temporary, and as further hair growth occurs, the dark hairs are replaced by normal lighter coloured hairs.

Age for neutering
A cat can be neutered at virtually any age although it is usually done at four to six months old. Undesirable behaviour patterns may be more difficult to alter if cats are neutered when they are older. Some vets will undertake neutering in much younger kittens (two to three months old) and this appears to have no adverse effects.

Further information
The Blue Cross and The Feline Advisory Bureau (FAB) have jointly produced a series of 15 leaflets, listed below, that provide information on some common cat ailments, advice on daily care and guidance on training and behaviour problems. Further topics are also covered in additional sheets by FAB. Click on the links below to view leaflets online or complete our order form to request your copies. Leaflets can also be obtained from Blue Cross centres or The Feline Advisory Bureau (addresses below).

01. Feline flea control
02. Feline immunodeficiency virus - FIV
03. Feline leukaemia virus - FeLV
04. Feline upper respiratory tract disease - cat 'flu
05. Worming your cat
06. Vaccinating your cat
07. The overweight cat
08. Neutering your cat
09. Euthanasia
10. Spraying and soiling indoors
11. Caring for the elderly cat
12. Caring for your kitten
13. Moving house with cats
14. Introducing your cat to other cats and dogs
15. Scratching or clawing in the house


The Blue Cross
Shilton Road
Burford
Oxfordshire
OX18 4PF

Tel: 01993 822651
Fax: 01993 823083
email: info@bluecross.org.uk
website: www.bluecross.org.uk

The Feline Advisory Bureau
Taeselbury
High Street
Tisbury
Wiltshire
SP3 6LD.

Tel: 01747 871872
Fax: 01747 871873
email: fab.fab@ukonline.co.uk
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