Funny statistics you have read/heard.

[Paul]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2190461.stm

more crazy statistics. small women are great. but finding one smaller than me might be tough. damnation!

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[James S]

Oh he's about 5'1", 92 pounds, has a circular baby face like charlie brown, moderately long dark brown, almost black hair...

[Paul]

medium brown hair and taller but the rest was pretty good.

[James S]

[Paul]

[James S]

[Library Girl]

Paul, you've been a naughty boy. Tell them what you really look like. No? Ok, he's 3 feet tall, has a long brown mustache, big ears, shaven head, a birth mark above his left eye, and he has a long roman nose. And for the last time Paul, quit walking under me! I know you are looking under my skirt, you little pervert!