I hate high school

Okay so basically today my friends and I were talking with some jewish kids, and this one kid said he would go overseas and fight in the Israeli army if they ever started a war. I thought this was sorta dumb since he had absolutely no relation at all to Israel (except that he's Jewish), so the conversation continued. Later on some kid said he wanted to form the misinthrope club, and I said no, let's form FISA (Future Israeli Soldiers of America). Funny right? Apparently not.
This girl who overheard ONE little comment in the discussion took it completely out of context and told all these super Jewish girls that I was anti-semetic. Then one of the girls raised her hand in the middle of her Hebrew class and said she had an important matter to discuss: some anti-semetic kids in a study hall. I got called down by the administration and they talked to me and said I like lynched 50 black people and burned 50 jews and all this dumb shit, cuz some fucking Jewish girl was SO righteous that she just HAD to tell the administration to make sure this INCREDIBLE injustice is righted, and that the PC justice will reign forever.
So I've had at least 50 arguments with at least 50 righteous Jewish girls about how racist I am and all that shit. I just told them (a) it was a private discussion and is none of their business in the first place (b) people who were NOT EVEN THERE took one comment OUT OF CONTEXT from someone who only heard ONE THING in our conversation and (c) lighten the fuck up!!!! Honestly!
So everyone thinks that my friends and I are anti-semetic (I guess I forgot to mention that there were about 3 other people called to the office and that were there). The Jew who we were talking with knew it was a joke, told the administration it was a joke, and told all these dumb fucking girls that it was a little joke and nothing meaningful. It's only people who took it out of context that took it seriously. FUCKKKK
This girl who overheard ONE little comment in the discussion took it completely out of context and told all these super Jewish girls that I was anti-semetic. Then one of the girls raised her hand in the middle of her Hebrew class and said she had an important matter to discuss: some anti-semetic kids in a study hall. I got called down by the administration and they talked to me and said I like lynched 50 black people and burned 50 jews and all this dumb shit, cuz some fucking Jewish girl was SO righteous that she just HAD to tell the administration to make sure this INCREDIBLE injustice is righted, and that the PC justice will reign forever.
So I've had at least 50 arguments with at least 50 righteous Jewish girls about how racist I am and all that shit. I just told them (a) it was a private discussion and is none of their business in the first place (b) people who were NOT EVEN THERE took one comment OUT OF CONTEXT from someone who only heard ONE THING in our conversation and (c) lighten the fuck up!!!! Honestly!
So everyone thinks that my friends and I are anti-semetic (I guess I forgot to mention that there were about 3 other people called to the office and that were there). The Jew who we were talking with knew it was a joke, told the administration it was a joke, and told all these dumb fucking girls that it was a little joke and nothing meaningful. It's only people who took it out of context that took it seriously. FUCKKKK