stop crying you idiots, i'm back!

[Paul]

*rocky music plays*

return-to-pm training montage:
paul lifting keyboards.
giving christians the finger.
ranting about the quality of internet porn.
jerking off over library girl.
giving christians the finger. again.

dada daaaaahh!!! dada daaaaahhhh!!!

watch me! watch me! i got it! watch me!
i got it! yeeaah!
i got somethin´ that makes me wanna shouta!
i got somethin´ that tells me what its all about
huh! i got soul an i´m super bad
i got soul, huh, and i´m super bad, huh!

let the PROCLAMATION go out across the LAND! your LEADER has RETURNED! BOW DOWN before me and WORSHIP your ONE TRUE KING!!

[sponge]

*unf unf unf*

[Maf54]

[sponge]

[Maf54]

[ktemkin]

[sandmann]

But.... I'm Christian

Welcome back Paul




[edit] That is officially the most smilies I've ever used in one post.

[James S]

Welcome back, Paul. You sound quite happy and confident. Do you have a girlfriend now? Where are you in the world? What's up?

[Paul]

girlfriend? dont make me laugh.

gonna apply for the film course soon. i dont really want to do it, i dont wanna do anything really but i suppose i'll need a job in the future.

i did think of working my way around the world, doing odd jobs or i could even stay in the summer job i have now, but i'm sure everyone would be dissapointed in me (its pretty brainless)

i'll probably be in australia in january, with a friend. then back for course interviews then italy holiday then summer then university. whew.

whats this about you having a female roommate? i read summat about that... and wheres your gf?

[Warren]

[nicodemus]

[James S]

[Matt Keys]

[Bjorn Keizers]

Paul! Welcome back dude! Life just isn't the same without you here to uh.. liven things up.

[Jaybot]