PocketMatrix

did you read the 'fans'... people didn't even get that it's a joke.

I fucking HATE ricers!! That takes the cake....but I got some good ones.





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I assume he ripped off the doors for weight reduction purposes?

Also, I assume this guy doesn't know anything about physics. With all the air blowing and the huge opening on the car, there would be a huge load of friction, thus increasing gas usage due to power requirements...

Also, your air conditioning is useless.

But funny, nonetheless.

Yeah air conditioning really slows down a car, especially a 4 cylinder. And having the windows/sunroof open also slows it down cause it creates drag.

dictionary:

Main Entry: ric·er
Pronunciation: 'rI-s&r
Function: noun
Date: 1896
: a kitchen utensil in which soft foods are pressed through a perforated container to produce strings

ripped from some random website:

1) Bolt on, simple additions to a car then saying its "super fast" i.e.-intake adding 30hp or graphics adding hannding, etc.

2) Not always an import (be it 95% of the time it is) I have seen a few mustangs done up very ricer like

3) When modes are done, they are done poorly

4) If the car is done up relativly well, it is driven by a total MORON in very moronish conditions

5) adding all very new/cool/gimicky product out there just to say you have it

6) (and my personal fav) Doing up a car right solely for the purpose of get attention from anyone that is not BLIND!

7) A person is not a ricer solely for having a Honda/Acura

A person is not a ricer for having a Show-no-Go car. Some time people cant afford the GO (insurance people!!)

Another rip:

JDM and Asian Domestic cars have been made, in general, to get excellent gas mileage. [In retrospect to American SUV's with 13 mpg and the like, respectivly] So they gained the term 'Rice Burner' on the place of being made. Asian cultures which rely on Rice as a heavy part of their diet and Rice as a mockery of how much gas it takes to fuel the car. Moreover Revisiting the MPG issue, 'Rice Burner' etc etc etc....

Just for fun:

Someone who talks about their car being awesome all the time, and is basically the only thing they ever talk about... when its really not all that awesome.

So yeah.. you're right, my definition of ricer was a little off from what the stuff on the web says... I do kinda like that dictionary one though.

I love ricers! Those cars are so gay they're cool again! Type R stickers add 200 mental HP, and of course you need an entire 747 wing on the back of your "street legal" 60 hp Civic.

http://www.anti-rice.com/