by Caesar » Nov 29, 2003 @ 5:22am
I would go to the doctor to begin the surgery to remove my genitals thus saving my friend/relative. I'd bring along the evil guy who'd kill my friend/relative so he/she could watch to make sure I was being truthful about my surgery. Then right before I went under the anesthetic I would jump up and hurl a surgical tool at the evil person killing him and saving my friend/relative and my special parts.
Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though--it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets.