by Markdh » Dec 7, 2003 @ 3:23pm
HIV cannot be caught through eating a burger containing a carrier's semen.
it is a pretty weak virus when exposed to air and can only survive a few seconds.
I have another McDonalds....actaully no it's a KFC tale.
So this guy walks into KFC and orders a chicken burger of some sort and specifically asks to hold the mayonnaise.
Anyway, he gets the burger and on looking at it sees no mayonnaise around the edges, he takes a bite and his mouth just fills up with a mayonnaise type liquid.
He goes back to complain and the shop assistant says that there was definitely no mayonnaise put in.
A later scientific analysis revealed that the burger was from a chicken with a large cyst, which was piered open as he ate it.
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