PocketMatrix

Posted: **Dec 7, 2003 @ 3:48am**

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U SUCK BALLS, FETT!!!11 I W1LL EAT UR CH1LDR3N!!!11
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Does that make you happy?

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Posted: **Dec 7, 2003 @ 6:23am**

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Posted: **Dec 7, 2003 @ 7:29am**

But are they white chicken meat?

Posted: **Dec 7, 2003 @ 7:30am**

I think because they are called Chicken McNuggets, then they are. Otherwise, they would have been caught for false advertising.

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Posted: **Dec 7, 2003 @ 2:22pm**

Yuhuh, and I bet some of them were the carriers of AIDS, right? Sounds like another stupid urban myth that only someone with a brain the size of jadam's would believe.

Posted: **Dec 7, 2003 @ 2:31pm**

I was wondering what happened to that burger.

Posted: **Dec 7, 2003 @ 2:48pm**

It's well-documented how the crop circles started.

Posted: **Dec 7, 2003 @ 3:23pm**

HIV cannot be caught through eating a burger containing a carrier's semen.

it is a pretty weak virus when exposed to air and can only survive a few seconds.

I have another McDonalds....actaully no it's a KFC tale.

So this guy walks into KFC and orders a chicken burger of some sort and specifically asks to hold the mayonnaise.

Anyway, he gets the burger and on looking at it sees no mayonnaise around the edges, he takes a bite and his mouth just fills up with a mayonnaise type liquid.

He goes back to complain and the shop assistant says that there was definitely no mayonnaise put in.

A later scientific analysis revealed that the burger was from a chicken with a large cyst, which was piered open as he ate it.

PocketMatrix

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