PocketMatrix

According to Fox programming as of like two years ago when they had that really lame show on, we never made it to the moon. I, however, have discovered the true nature of NASA:

We never actually made it to the moon, in fact the entire space agency is a scam. In reality it was all an elaborate metaphor for sexual encounters.
"The Eagle has landed."
"Stage Two Boosters"
"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

The 'rockets' themselves give it away

A lot of people believe in that conspiracy.
But I still ask myself, with the technology of the 1960's, was it really possible?
C'mon...the color tv just went out, and they made super long-range radio transmissions with automated navigations controls. I guess we'll know the answer one day or another.

Meanwhile I found something funny, .

Hmm... I think I'm going to have to get that pony sprayed painted on my sister's new Mini.

I'm not sure which is more hilarious, this thread, or his new avatar/persona. No chance in hell I'm locking this.

...in case you have doubts. What's sad is some people actually believed the Fox show.

So Moose, have you finally discovered the magic locked up in those buds? Or what?

I for one think we did indeed land on the moon. It's just too big a conspiracy to keep a secret. With so many people involved in building an actual spacecraft, doing research, training the astronauts etc. not to mention outside observers [press, other countrys, astronomers etc] there's no way in hell NASA or the US government could keep this a secret..

As for why we didn't go back.. Well, I've never been to the moon so I wouldn't know about any bases on the dark side..

I think we didn't go back because we accomplished our goals on the moon: We went, we explored, we left. End of story. Sure, NASA could go back, but the cost would be astronomical, and it'd mean diverting resources and manpower from other more deserving projects: the ISS, mars exploration, etc.