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This is some funny stuff...


This is some funny stuff...

Postby Caesar » Nov 28, 2004 @ 3:24am

It really is.

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

My personal favorite:

170. Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions.
Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though--it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets.
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Postby Blade Runner » Nov 28, 2004 @ 5:30am

No, I've never seen that, I've never seen anyone drive their garbage out to the curb and bang the hell out of it with a stick. No, I've never seen that.
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Postby Jadam » Nov 28, 2004 @ 5:36am

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Postby RICoder » Nov 28, 2004 @ 6:08am

37 and 38 are untrue...

I think I served with this guy...or his exact twin.

I would add one to the list...one I was informed was "not appropriate military bearing"

- "Because it's way cool and the chicks dig it" is not the correct answer to an officer inspecting your uniform and asking why part of yours is different. (especially if he is a colonel and your captain is next to him)
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Postby RICoder » Nov 28, 2004 @ 6:13am

I think you have to have been in, or still be in, the army to appreciate about 90% of these...I am guilty of about 50% of these...

#205 is definately common-place.

#58 and #61 gave me a chuckle...
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Postby chuck » Nov 28, 2004 @ 6:43am

definitely alot of them made me say... "huh?"
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Postby Courtney White » Nov 28, 2004 @ 11:10pm

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