PocketMatrix

I am a commie bastard, and Fox News provides me with children to feed my army of the undead.

(note for future generations: this thread's a lot funnier when you swap RIC and myself)

BEWARE SUX0Rz!!!11! I will ban you to makes you wrship my l33t sk1llllz!

Back when I was in the military, we'd launch kids like you from the ship.

At least when I was in the military.

I'd respond to that in the forum, but I am too much of a wuss. So, I'll just go make fun of you on IM to everyone I know from PocketMatrix.

I'd like to see what the hell your sources were in getting that stupid fact, you stupid pinko.

meh...locked.

And Guests are no longer allowed to browse any forums, in fact, if a Guest visits PocketMatrix, they will have a worm downloaded to their computer.

I used to respect you, blah blah blah, long overdrawn out diatribe that no one probably reads. Misc. questioning of sexuality and humanity. You nazi.

I won't get involved in this thread about politics, religion or anything requiring an oppinion, because I like to maintain the appearance of nuetrality as the GOD-KING-SHIT-MODERATOR. However <insert complete oppinionated bullshit here>, you all sux, and I am right.

Let's get one thing straight here. Thierry was right all along.

Like I said, I won't get into a discussion about people on this board.

*signs on to AIM*
*starts Chat with all PM moderators*
*questions the sexuality of all non-moderators*
*posts link to sheep-sex*
*says "I'm going to sleep now" <wink><wink>*
*signs of AIM for exactly 3 minutes*
*signs on to AIM*
*puts /me in front of every IM*
*really goes to sleep*

My only problem with you is that you don't even save those russian bride spams for me to check out first! It's the only chance I have!

David Hasselhoff just doesn't cut it in my old age.