PocketMatrix

Okay. I hate those fucking toy mini bike things. You know the minature motorcycles that people seem to think are funny or cool right now. They're not cool. They're not funny. They are fucking lame. All I hear outside my window at all hours of the day is "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (my impression of their high pitched whine). If you or any of your friends owns one of these stupid fucking things please end their life.

I just run them over with my overly large lifted 4x4 gas guzzling SUV.

Don't you hate when you're trying to sleep and some dumbass on a minibike or whatever comes driving down your road... at 2mph. That's one of the few times I've ever thought of pulling my Bull on someone, seriously.

I see a fair number of them in the bike lane on the way to school, and it takes every ounce of self control to keep me from crossing the reality/GTA barrier.

why would anyone, ever, ever think they were cool?

Vespas, you mean?

no vespas are classic. these things are those miniture motor bikes.

Those aren't even street legal. What I hate more are gopeds, since those actually do go 2mph and are loud as fuck. Never saw a minibike in real life.

I can't believe anyone uses those as a legitimate form of transportation.

They look like they might be fun with a suitable amount of alcohol.