PocketMatrix

As in...your momma's so fat, you have to take a bus to get on her good side...

Yo mama is so nasty, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

Your momma's so fat she wears a watch on each arm--one for each time zone.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in

Yo Mamma's so fat if she were to haul ass, she would have to make two trips.

Yo Mama's so fat she jumped up and got stuck in the air.

Yo Mamma's so fat when she bumped into the coffee table she bled gravy.

i dont get it...

Your mammas so fat, when she slid down the rainbow naked she made skittels!<br>--------------------------------------------------Your mammas so fat, when your parents have sex, your daddy has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!<br>--------------------------------------------------

Yo mamma's so bald I can see her thoughts.

<br><br>Possibly the most interesting "yo mamma" site you'll ever see. All links work. Check out categories like personal and complexion.

Ric and his polls...<br>This one takes the cake.

yeah, what is it with them, anyways? at first i thought it was a cheap way to get posts... but now i- uh, i cant think of a way to finish that sentence.

muhahaha!<br><br>I just like starting conversations.<br><br>Plus, I have been sooo busy at work, well, it makes me feel like I am making a contribution.<br><br>Your mama is so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her.

Ric, lets get back to "major terrorist..." or "the us is at war" threads.<br>Much more enlightning.<br>;)