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Calgary, AB - Nov. 03, 2001: In a tragic exchange of events, a Calgary man sprained his ankle last night in his rural home. The cause has been identified as "Falling down stairs". Chris Edwards called in today to report his grief. If you have any more information on this horrid event, please contact Tracy at 555-2539.

Ouch!!<br>Think on the bright side: now you have an official excuse to stay ALL DAY LONG sitting at the PC...<br>:)

pfft, do people actually fall down stairs in real life? i always thought it was one of those made-up accidents murderers use to cover their tracks.

well... i dunno if it was exactly falling... I was gliding down the stairs with my hands on the railings (sliding)... i do that a lot... but this time i landed weird at the bottom... any doctors here?... should i be treating my wound with special medicine or something?.. this is the first time i've done anything bad to my ankle..

amputation.

Go see an Orthopedist. And put some ice on it.

orthopedist, eh?...