PocketMatrix

My grandparents got a digital camera the other day and I had my grandma snap a picture of me. So here it is, only two days old.

<A href="http://www.angelfire.com/games4/techmage.com/TMPicture.html">Picture of TechMage</A>

*Prepares to be laughed at*

uh... ken, you got some chocolate milk on your upper lip there... yeah, right there.

Hehe. I'm trying to grow a mustache. So far it's not going too well. *Gets out shaver*

Ya man, shave it off. The more you shave it the faster it will come in next time and the thicker. Right now it looks like you're a hobo that can't afford a razor. and try getting some cloths with a style to them. The only pazzaz you have on is that thin red stripe on your blue jacket that you have over your slightly different shade blue shirt ... or was it school spirit day or something?

yeah, cut the hair really short, shave it like, then get rid of the moustachio and ... is that a beard? oh dear...

Techmage, you need some shampoo for that.

Spike the hair and bleach the tips. As for the "moustachio", if you keep shaving, it'll come in better. With me, after only 12 hours after shaving, the hair is noticable from a distance...if I go for a week, I'll look like Osama.