by Village_Ideot » Oct 26, 2001 @ 11:11pm
The penis song!<br><br>Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,<br> Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?<br> It's swell to have a stiffy,<br> It's divine to own a dick,<br> From the tiniest little tadger,<br> To the world's biggest prick.<br><br> So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,<br> Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,<br> Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,<br> Your Percy or your cock,<br> You can wrap it up in ribbons,<br> You can slip it in your sock,<br> But don't take it out in public,<br> Or they will stick you in the dock,<br> And you won't come back.<br>