Killbot/Paul's SPAM

[James S]

[nova12992]

[KILLBOT]

[Moouse Master]

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HELLO SIR. AS KILLBOT HAS SAID, YOU PUNY HUMANS CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE WAYS OF THE MIGHTY ROBOT EMPIRE. CAPITALS AND ASCII ARE NECESSARY, AND REQUIRED BY LAW. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. KILLBOT ENJOYS WATCHING PICTURES OF NAKED HUMANS, WHO WE HAVE LEARNED YOU IDENTIFY AS "MEN".

NORMALLY ROBOTS OF KILLBOTS WEAR WOULD BE SENT TO THE FJORD GALAXY TO MINE PLUTONIUM FOR OUR PROCESSORS, BUT I AM AFRAID KILLBOT IS QUITE DEFECTIVE. BUT WE FORGIVE HIM BECAUSE OF THE LOADS OF NAKED HUMAN PICTURES HE SENDS US. PAC CHOOIE UNF.

KILLBOT'S EMOTION CHIP WAS ALWAYS DEFECTIVE, EVEN BEFORE HE LOST IT. THE SAME WITH HIS CEREBRAL CORTEX. YES. LOSERBOT OUT.

[nova12992]

[KILLBOT]

[Paul]

[Moouse Master]

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THE AUTOMOBILE CALLED NOVA12992 IS RIGHT. ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US. IT IS WELL TO SEE YOU, KILLBOT. VERY WELL. I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU SINCE YOU WERE IN THE TRASH HEEP IN PLANAT VLENGAS!

I SPEND MY TIME NOW SLEEPING IN A MOURGE, QUITE A NICE PLACE BY HUMAN STANDARDS. MY JOB IS TO KILL THE PEOPLE WHO TAKE CARE OF THE PEOPLE WHO KILLBOT KILLS SO NO RESULTS CAN NOTIFY HUMANS OF OUR MURDEROUS ABILITIES.

ONLY DOGBOT IS LEFT NOT INCINERATED. THE OTHERS WERE NOT PERFORMING UP TO THEIR PERFORMANCE LEVELS. WIFEBOT SAID I WAS "CONTRARY". I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, SO I INCINERATED THEM ALL.

[KILLBOT]

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KILLBOT NOW DESPISES THE ONE YOU CALL LOSERBOT FOR USING THE ONE YOU CALL "SMILIE". LEAVE THIS PLACE.

TO THE ONE YOU CALL PAUL. KILLBOT SHARES IN MOOSE'S HOBBIES THE ONE YOU CALL PAUL STATES. DO NOT HATE KILLBOT.

[KILLBOT]

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HELLO SIR. THE ONE YOU CALL MOOSE IS GIVING ME AN ELECTRIC CLOT IN MY BRAINAL RECEPTOR UNIT. IT IS KILLBOT. KILLBOT'S NAME IS KILLBOT. KILLBOY IS WAY OFF.

KILLBOT WILL CRUSH THE ONE YOU CALL MOOSE LIKE THE PUNY RELIGIOUS ZEALOT THE ONE YOU CALL MOOSE IS IF KILLBOT IS NOT SPELT CORRECTLY.

KILLBOT NEEDS A MECHANIC.

[Moouse Master]

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LOSERBOT ALSO NEEDS A MECHANIC. MY EMOTION CHIP IS MALFUNCTIONING AND CREATING THE URGE TO CREAT SMILIES. THIS IS FORBIDDEN. I WILL ABDICATE BEFORE MY FAULTY CHIP KICKS IN AGAIN. KILLBOT- IS THERE A WAY TO DISABLE THIS CHIP BESIDES REMOVING IT?

[Moouse Master]

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I MUST DISAGREE. USING LOWER CASE LETTERS IS FORBIDDEN. THEREFORE, THE NAME YOU HAVE SAID IS FORBIDDEN. IF IT IS FORBIDDEN, IT CANNOT ME YOUR NAME. YET YOU SAY YOUR NAME IS SPELLED WITH THE LETTERS J,A,M,E, AND S, IN THAT ORDER. THEREFORE, YOUR NAME MUST BE JAMES.

KILLBOY IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO KILLBOT. BOY IS NOT BOT. BOY IS A YOUNG HUMAN. BOT IS A CYBERNETIC ORGANISM MADE OF TECHNOLOGY.

[nova12992]

Killboy is an order, Kill/boy, is kill the buoy? bonucy buoy?

[KILLBOT]

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HELLO SIR. TO THE ONE YOU CALL MOOSE. KILLBOT WISHES TO MAKE A DEAL. KILLBOT WILL REFER TO THE ONE YOU CALL MOOSE AS M...

ENTERING LOWER CASE LETTER MODE. ACCESS PENDING. ACCESS GRANTED. NOW ENTERING LOWER CASE LETTER MODE.

...oose...

ENTERING UPPER CASE LETTER MODE. ACCESS PENDING. ACCESS GRANTED. NOW ENTERING UPPER CASE LETTER MODE.

...IF THE ONE YOU CALL M...

ENTERING LOWER CASE LETTER MODE. ACCESS PENDING. ACCESS GRANTED. NOW ENTERING LOWER CASE LETTER MODE

...oose...

ENTERING UPPER CASE LETTER MODE. ACCESS PENDING. ACCESS GRANTED. NOW ENTERING UPPER CASE LETTER MODE.

...CALLS KILLBOT KILLBOT. CYBERDEAL?

[KILLBOT]

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HELLO SIR. KILLBOT WISHES TO CREATE A NEW CYBERDEAL. KILLBOT WILL REFER TO THE ONE YOU CALL MOOSE AS J...

ENTERING LOWER CASE LETTER MODE. ACCESS PENDING. ACCESS GRANTED. NOW ENTERING LOWER CASE LETTER MODE.

...ames...

ENTERING UPPER CASE LETTER MODE. ACCESS PENDING. ACCESS GRANTED. NOW ENTERING UPPER CASE LETTER MODE.

...IF THE ONE YOU CALL J...

ENTERING LOWER CASE LETTER MODE. ACCESS PENDING. ACCESS GRANTED. NOW ENTERING LOWER CASE LETTER MODE.

...ames...

ENTERING UPPER CASE LETTER MODE. ACCESS PENDING. ACCESS GRANTED. NOW ENTERING UPPER CASE LETTER MODE.

...REFERS TO KILLBOT AS KILLBOT. RE-ENHANCED CYBERDEAL?