by James S » May 7, 2003 @ 3:03pm
LOL. Acne ridden, huh? You don't want to start talking about looks with me, TechMage, because I'VE seen YOUR picture, too.
Oh, and the pictures you've seen of me are all when I'm 15, 17, still in highschool. As you pointed out in the other thread I'm now on my way to 19. Of course if 60 college credit hours at 17 makes me a lazy fool then I need to quit writing the big checks! And I've got this hella cool tan now, I'm darker than that hispanic girl in the picture. And I work out every night. I'm a little cabana boy, alright. I've got a tanned six pack the like that you've only seen in Low Carb Beer billboards, buddy. And me being old fashioned? Guess what, just about 80% of the girls out there like old fashioned, and my target audience is within that group. The other 20% are the kind that Jaybot wants, and that's fine with me. I'm only looking for ONE out of those billions anyway, once I find her jaybot can have all 99.9% for all I care. (Oh, Jaybot you're just the icon of self-indulgence that I decided to use at the moment, no offense alright? I'd use my brother but none of y'all know him.)
I may be egotistical but I'm not self righteous, I may be deluded but I'm not a bigot.
You have no idea what my attitude is. The one I'm projecting to you at this moment, the "The Ass is Coming On To Me" attitude, I would never use anywhere near a woman. You are simply lucky enough to see this side of me.
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