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Postby eminefes » Nov 12, 2003 @ 10:31pm

http://www.phobialist.com/

Some good ones:

Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Two cupcakes were in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Damn, it sure is hot in here" and the other one said "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING CUPCAKE!"
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Postby Caesar » Nov 12, 2003 @ 10:35pm

Who is afraid of getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of their mouth?
Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though--it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets.
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Postby Brig » Nov 12, 2003 @ 10:40pm

Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.

Damn you Sandmann, you'll never get me!
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Postby Maf54 » Nov 12, 2003 @ 10:41pm

I am not terribly afraid of getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth, but it isn't pleasant.
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Postby Caesar » Nov 12, 2003 @ 10:50pm

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions

I think some people on this site suffer from this.
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Postby eminefes » Nov 12, 2003 @ 10:52pm

Two cupcakes were in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Damn, it sure is hot in here" and the other one said "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING CUPCAKE!"
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Postby Chef » Nov 12, 2003 @ 10:52pm

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Postby Brig » Nov 12, 2003 @ 11:01pm

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Postby Caesar » Nov 12, 2003 @ 11:13pm

Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.

We've all got that...

Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.

Imagine how many people have that
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Postby sandmann » Nov 12, 2003 @ 11:19pm

The fates lead him who will;
Him who won't, they drag.

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Postby Caesar » Nov 12, 2003 @ 11:24pm

Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though--it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets.
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Postby Brig » Nov 12, 2003 @ 11:39pm

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Postby nicodemus » Nov 13, 2003 @ 2:20am

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Postby TechMage » Nov 13, 2003 @ 12:30pm

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Postby Caesar » Nov 13, 2003 @ 7:13pm

Who actually comes up with all these phobias anyway?
Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though--it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets.
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