by Brig » Dec 7, 2003 @ 4:32am
Becoming an insider requires a series of challenges unseen since the days of old (or last week in Jim's sorority).
First one must seek a holy sword. Find the white stag in the forests of Old Avalon. When you find the stag, you must wrastle it, wrastle it good, and tape the wrastling.
When you have obtained the holy sword, you must travel forth, jump from a cliff and pay your penance for "obtaining" the holy sword.
Then you must turn down four horny girls who want you to help them pick out their lingerie, give them my phone number, and jump of a cliff for extra penance.
Think that's right anyway. It's worth trying to get in.
Truth is a possession.