Pick any you think are actually interesting.
"My name backwards is E-Rat...its better than E-Mail."
Somewhere in the Spam Thread.
" So you think! muhuwahahahaha Last night I got ChanServ drunk and he gave me lots of dirt on you."
Yeah ok still looking for better ones.
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"Ahh, the great question of religion. Your question is irrelevant, because I don't see you, therefore don't believe in you, Jesus however, I met in Vegas last summer. Nice guy, except I felt he needed to shave, and, this is just between you and me, wear a little more deodorant, all that walking on water works up a sweat."
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"Wow you fried one man? You should come down to Texas we got `em going in 3 at a time. Sure does make for good eatin'."