PURPLE!

[Moose or Chuck]

PURPLE!

[Paul]

= gay

[Moose or Chuck]

No one was saying anything. I had do to something quick!

[Moose or Chuck]

Somebody SAY SOMETHING! No one has for the last 2 HOURS!

[Luciano U. Werner]

Hey Moose, why don't you try pink?

[Moose or Chuck]

PINK!

[Luciano U. Werner]

And what about yellow with pink poke-a-dots? THAT would be homo...

[Moose or Chuck]

YELLOW!<br><br>Is that good enough?

[Luciano U. Werner]

Mooseman, tell me something (and don't be shy): you have a pink VW Beatle, right? Oh comon, I don't know your parents or your girlfriend, so I can't tell them. And I praise myself to always keep an open mind towards everything. And Celine Dion, you have all her CDs, right?<br>lol

[Moose or Chuck]

LOL, thank you.<br>(Paul is going to hate me now)<br>I don't have a VW Beetle, I've got a Lexus LS400.

[Luciano U. Werner]

Hate you? Because you have a Lexus? Comon, you could own a Lada. And that, my friend, would be gruesome. At least heroic (or plain crazy, I ask myself?).<br>lol

[Moose or Chuck]

Paul hates it whenever I mention anything I own, like my billiards table, enormous pool, nice cars, girlfriends, just about anything he doesn't have.

[Moose or Chuck]

I forgot about my arcade machines and pinball machines, large TV, DVDs, big house.

[Luciano U. Werner]

Well, you're a moose master, aren't you? Guess that kind of profession has a big annual income. But I really can't imagine what you can teach a bunch of moose. Elke, or maybe some bisons, but moose? Think that's why the salary is so good.

[Moose or Chuck]

beefalo are nice. Bulky, huge flanks of meat. I like beefalo, but they look funny.