Genius.....pure genius
Narrator: John walks into the Ammu-nation browsing for guns...bad day to be a gun sales-man
John: Wow nice Rocket Launcher....What the??? 2000 shells.... I can't afford that!!! Cya in hell!!! (Shoots pistol) Yoink!!!
John: Oh crap the cops, i gotta bail!! Ooooo, a Corvette, but i can't afford that! (Pulls Snail outta car) (Drives away)
Narrator: Oh no! Our hero....uh theif is headed for a collision course with a tank...find out what happens in the next patch of Grand Theft Snail!!!!
Don't take this personally, just a joke John
