by Brig » Nov 15, 2004 @ 7:26am
Maybe they jump away from your bones because you're not the mac. Eh? Eh. Ooohkay. Have you tried surfing for porn in class? When you find something interesting (farm animals, big burly gay black men, etc.) just flip the notebook their way and make jerking off motion with your hand, wink, lick your lips and they're all yours. Go ahead. Try it. It'll work.
I'd go with a laptop with a small screen. My powerbook is twelve inches and if anything, I wish it were smaller. I carry it around a lot and it's nice that it at least fits in my backpack.
My mac is pretty sweet. So far I've found that whatever it does that windows does, it does better (one exception--though I like the GUI of the xcode IDE, VS is less of a pain in the ass to develop with). I have a decent PC and wouldn't have considered a mac if it weren't for that. In fact, when I bought it, I only bought it because a) it was the smallest laptop in the store and b) I figured it had all the liberal coolness of being gay, except I wouldn't have to get fucked in the ass.
Plus the artsy girls use them. And we all know how loose they are. LOOSE. Like a lone sheep in a crowd of welshmen.
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